the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles
I’m gonna need a sketch concept of Garfield as the Snake on my desk by 5.
I may have to cleanse my computer after this act of sacrilege.
[Image ID: A Petfinder notice from Seattle, Washington for a medium-sized adult female American Shorthair cat named Peachy. She has big hazel eyes, black stripes on a dusty brown coat, and a white neck and muzzle. Peachy is sitting upright on a box of cat litter with her tongue sticking out.
Below the photo is an intro, captioned “Meet Peachy” in large letters with the following in a smaller font (tw for animal injury):
“Here is our cutie Peachy!! She came to us after a neighbor near her was concerned for her. At one point in time some one had kicked her and broke her jaw. She will only be able to eat wet food going forward but that doesn’t bother her at all as wet food is more yummy! She is a BIG sweetie who loves affection. She would be a perfect companion for your home as she likes to quietly play and get love and give love. She is litter trained, vaccinated, dewormed and has tick/flea treatments. Reach out today!”
Smallest of the harpy folk, the Least Harpy is only the size of a large wren, and will often join small songbirds in mobbing larger birds such as hawks. They prefer to make their homes in woodland edges and have been known to trade shiny objects with local crows.
(In my ongoing “I guess now I want to paint again” mood, I seem to be speedrunning all the subjects I used to paint over the years. Not sure if I’m trying to see if I’m better now, or if I’m trying to remember what I found compelling or what exactly is going on. Maybe I’m just updating all those paintings in my brain. Weird little bird dudes, check.)
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