//all the cool kids call me Sparrow//
22//mothras mom//Real dimetrodon hours//she/he/they/whatever makes the joke land

 

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

cryptotheism:

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

rhysstrongforksfagswag asked

Do snakes still have any vestigial leg bones like whales do?

is-the-snake-video-cute:

Yes!!

Not every snake will have them, but they’re very noticeable in more primitive species (like pythons and boas). These snakes have the remnants of a pelvic girdle and femurs. The bones aren’t attached to anything and kinda just float there in the muscles, but they’re still very much there!

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You can even see these vestigial “legs” on snakes like pythons and boas! We call the visible portion spurs, and you can see them on either side of the snake’s cloaca. The’re often longer in male snakes - they probably stuck around because they’re useful for holding on during breeding.

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talesfromtreatment:

jeffyjeffs:

talesfromtreatment:

A compilation


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I’m sorry but that second picture is not real. There is not a cat on this Earth that could possibly look so fucking goofy

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Let me assure you….

autisticexpression:

zahnegott-lives:

smilingribs:

How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.

follow me on twitter! / instagram! / facebook!

more comics / doodle requests!

read this as “how catholics give birth” and thought it was some bizarre metaphor for secular sex ed

This just got better and better

super-metroid:

official-boob-posts:

super-metroid:

hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?

promise?

cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die

rabdoidal:

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I had to switch my dice collection to segmented containers so I’d be less stressed sifting through the pile to find complete sets, but I’ve also discovered I have 65 sets of dice and I still don’t have enough containers 🧍‍♂️

pointless-letters:
“pointless-letters:
“pointless-letters:
“One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
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As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit...

pointless-letters:

pointless-letters:

pointless-letters:

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

zachsanomaiy:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
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buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go...

zachsanomaiy:

caucasianscriptures:

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

luimnigh:

frankbelloriley:

medblr-td:

Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

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yeah, this is really funny

[id: An IMDb text box. It displays an image of the actor in the above video, and reads:

“Asif Ali

Actor, Wandavision (2021)”. end id.]

greathoughtsphilosopy:

prohaloplayer:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish

did it cough

no it straigt up sucked that thing