//all the cool kids call me Sparrow//
22//mothras mom//Real dimetrodon hours//she/he/they/whatever makes the joke land
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines
Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
Do snakes still have any vestigial leg bones like whales do?
Yes!!
Not every snake will have them, but they’re very noticeable in more primitive species (like pythons and boas). These snakes have the remnants of a pelvic girdle and femurs. The bones aren’t attached to anything and kinda just float there in the muscles, but they’re still very much there!
You can even see these vestigial “legs” on snakes like pythons and boas! We call the visible portion spurs, and you can see them on either side of the snake’s cloaca. The’re often longer in male snakes - they probably stuck around because they’re useful for holding on during breeding.
A compilation
I’m sorry but that second picture is not real. There is not a cat on this Earth that could possibly look so fucking goofy
Let me assure you….
How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.
read this as “how catholics give birth” and thought it was some bizarre metaphor for secular sex ed
This just got better and better
hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?
promise?
cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die
IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)
Isabela and Hawke’s favorite past time: annoying Aveline
original template here
I had to switch my dice collection to segmented containers so I’d be less stressed sifting through the pile to find complete sets, but I’ve also discovered I have 65 sets of dice and I still don’t have enough containers 🧍♂️
One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.
As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.
Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.
Imagine being the only person alive who can say this
buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”
Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
[id: An IMDb text box. It displays an image of the actor in the above video, and reads:
“Asif Ali
Actor, Wandavision (2021)”. end id.]
wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish
did it cough
no it straigt up sucked that thing
a lovely creecher
Fucking stupid idiot dies
Heartwarming: missing left sock returns to flock